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Listen, sinners,

I've got a big announcement about this blog coming up pretty soon, as in this SATURDAY NOVEMBER 27. So you all better come and check what's what that day!

Oh and...enjoy this too I guess

Jesus love you long time.


....ok I'm certainly going to hell after that.

Adventures in Missing the Point

Now, I don't wanna get all theological on your asses, but if you buy this you're going straight to Hell.

It is the world's most expensive advent calender, at one million USD, within it are things like fancy-pants watches, fancy-pants TV's...25 of them which you open until the birth of our Lord and Saviour in a barn to a family afflicted with poverty and soon to lose everything they had by fleeing to a foreign country to save the life of their Child...you know what, it's a long story, just enjoy your new TV, because if life has taught me ANYTHING its that the only thing that can ease the suffering of human brokeness is posessing more things...
Merry Christmas!

Wrath to Come?

I am actually worried right now.
This is a giant kitschy-ass statue of Jesus, which as you can tell is my speci-ality.

God threw lightning at it and this happened



If that's what He does to ONE peice of Kitsch what is He going to do to this giant collection?!