Post is Unrelated

As some of you may, or may not, know this past June I had to have my poor little pug Percy put down, and just last week my best friend, my lab, Buddy had to be put down too. Anyway, long miserable story short and happy: I've picked my next dog.

Meet my pug puppy, coming home December 10

His name is Joseph, or Joey for short, after St. Joseph my patron (other than St. Therese.  Which I thought was an inappropriate name for a male dog.)

This has nothing to do with Catholicism

But is something I'm working on.  And that's yours truly in the wig.

You will all have to be forgiving

Because I'm about to unleash a flood of pride.
I'm on my way to confession after this, I promise.

Over at The Crescat it's the time of year where we all celebrate Catholics on the internet with The Cannon Ball Awards, and I've been nominated! 
I'm nominated for Snarkiest Catholic Blog (how dare you.) so my very dear and beloved readers, head on over there and vote for me!  OR for someone who deserves it!

GO AND VOTE OR I WILL SEND A HERD OF OUR LADY OF GUADALUPE'S AFTER YOU.

You know I've got them waiting.

Not in Any Way Related to Kitsch

But this is my next short film due out sometime in September, nothing to do with Catholicism in any way, but this is my corner of the internet and if I want to put my movies next to these pink cheeked mary's, I will.

I'M BACK SINNERS!

WOOOO!!  Let's get back to what we do best together, yes?

WHAT?!

LOOK WHO FEELS FAMOUS

I'm getting popular. Deal with it, internet.

I'm on US Catholic

Seriously?!  Really?! My little offensive blog got noticed?
Thanks y'all!
Happy Easter and a miserable good Friday! See you Sunday!!

I really hope you all realize it means a lot to me that people are reading...
Love,
St. Kitsch.

Look What I Made!

Une Trailer de Movie-Film

Holla



That's what I'm working on, y'all!

Mia Maxima Coulpa

Hey y'all

Sorry it's been kind of dead here for a while, I've been busy with school and stuff, but also I've been working on a film project based on a play by St. Therese, the first half is being filmed tomorrow. So to make up for the lack of crap on this blog for the past while, here is my attempt at a peace offering:

I believe in this picture, Our Lady is the "After" photo for a benedrill add.

Anyway, keep your eyes peeled (UGH i hate that saying...imagine that...peeling an eye...UGH...gross gross gross gross) for my movie coming out in a few weeks!

Kitschmas--Day 12

enjoy, sinners.

Adventures in Missing the Point

Now, I don't wanna get all theological on your asses, but if you buy this you're going straight to Hell.

It is the world's most expensive advent calender, at one million USD, within it are things like fancy-pants watches, fancy-pants TV's...25 of them which you open until the birth of our Lord and Saviour in a barn to a family afflicted with poverty and soon to lose everything they had by fleeing to a foreign country to save the life of their Child...you know what, it's a long story, just enjoy your new TV, because if life has taught me ANYTHING its that the only thing that can ease the suffering of human brokeness is posessing more things...
Merry Christmas!

An open letter

To the poor person who found my blog by searching " "Protestant Nonsense" Halloween "

You are welcome, sir.
Or M'am...your honour...father, doctor.

Anyway,
I feel like we have something in common based on the google search.

Oh, yeah and the rest of you can watch this video because *something sarcastic*