Showing posts with label racist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label racist. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Reader Submitted Racism!

This comes from Judy


Hi Frank,
I went to a bazaar at a neighboring church with my grandmother and mom, 
and felt compelled to share this one with you. Happy New Year!
Judy

Oof.  Ok, let's get started.  

1) Please note the gender-neutral character behind the girl with the pigtails.  In 10 years she will be in an "intentional community" as Sister Patty of Our Lady of Social Justice.

2) What has happened in Asia that has caused both of these poor children's livers to quit and give them worse jaundice than the whole cast of The Simpsons?

3) I think that black kid was an after thought.  Considering he is just sort of tagged onto the edge of the group, has blonde hair is is just coloured in with black ink.

I haven't seen anything this racist since this Christmas video from last year.

Friday, September 2, 2011

I'm meellttiinngg

The weirdest thing I've ever seen actually doesn't even begin to describe this
It's not a testimony to the love of a chocolate bar,
It's not some kind of poop-festish pornography,
It's the "Restoration" series by Edwin Lester.
Now, Ok, here's the thing, I get what its supposed to be, the deeper you fall in love with God/obedience what ever the more whole the more human you become.   However
At the risk of sounding like a racist, I don't know if brown is the colour you should have used.

It looks a bit more like some kind of terrifying dementor that is sucking the flesh tone out of the person rather than bleeding it into it.

And I know I'm going to hell for this.  But the first thing I thought when I saw this one is the lips kind of remind me of Apu's from the simpsons when he's singing on the roof...

This one...

What's wrong with me?  Better yet what's wrong with the guy that painted this?

Thursday, July 28, 2011

A Reader Submitted Story

This story was submitted by "cecily edwards", whose name (until about 5 seconds ago when I typed it) I thought was "Cellie" i.e.

Ms. Celie from the colour purple.  So I'm pretty sure I read this in a slave accent in my head the first time.  Anyway:


"Yesterday, at our Salvation Army store, my son Patrick (who is four)
found what he thought was the most wonderful thing ever. Note: he's
four. And very much into angels right now. We're Orthodox, I try to
steer him away from Western religious depictions, but as you know,
they're EVERYWHERE.
This thing had to be seen to be believed. I wish I had shot video.
It's that ubiquitous angel/children/bridge scene, but the lit-up
"rays" coming out from the center of the picture are indeed lit up,
and change colors. The edge has rotating colors. It was...
unbelievable. I took a picture just to have proof this thing existed.
I think there's a light and disk with a painted spiral behind, which
gives the color-changing/rotating effect.
The best part of this - when we went back this morning, to show this
laughable monstrosity to my husband (because the picture just doesn't
do it justice), it was GONE. Someone actually bought it. And
apparently Patrick liked it SO very much that now he is very, very sad
at its absence. He keeps coming to me with the saddest expression and
asking why his angel is gone, and I absolutely cannot laugh, becaause that would be heartless. I've been assuring him that it has a very nice home now.
And trying not to picture the interior decorating of that home."

Well, i imagine, ms. cellie, they also have something like this.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Just like laundry

In Heaven, there will be a "whites only" section.




Look, here's the deal, I doubt that the world will end tomorrow, but if it does, I'll see y'all there.  We can hang out together in Heaven and make bitchy comments about what the saints are wearing behind their backs. "Really, St. Patrick, green AGAIN? who does he think he IS!"

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

The Holy Face

Yesterday I watched this incredible documentary on the True Face of Jesus from the history channel. It's on Youtube if you want to watch it, if you're interested in the Shroud of Turin it's really a great show...anyway this is what they came up with as the face of Jesus




But, like any good Catholic I know that just cannot be...I mean...look how BROWN He is...this will simply not do! Whiter!



NO NO NO! WHITER!

WHITER I SAY! WHITER!

Oh...too far...uhm...m'am...can I get you a razor?

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Rejoice, Liberals!


For behold, this priest has a woman (and let's be honest, a "womyn") and for that matter a BLACK woman at that living inside of him, all the while being a white man. I dub her "Bon Q'uway Q'uway". And she is now my best friend.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Kitschmas-Day 9

It's time for some good ol' fashioned Christmas racism!


prepare for your jaw to drop at the following:

1:16
3:40-4:04
5:15
5:58-6:14

I'm at the very least glad they left out some reference to a Jewish kid not knowing who Santa is...

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

STAY TUNED

Listen, sinners,

I've got a big announcement about this blog coming up pretty soon, as in this SATURDAY NOVEMBER 27. So you all better come and check what's what that day!


Oh and...enjoy this too I guess



Jesus love you long time.


....ok I'm certainly going to hell after that.