Showing posts with label Mass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mass. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
This needs to be brought to your attention again
The most blasphemous blackest black mass that ever there was, enough that I'm surprised that God didn't actually send fire and brimstone from Heaven. Now that I have a mini-secure following, y'all need to see the garbage among garbage of liturgical abuses. And if you've already seen this, enjoy it again. Keep a bucket near.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
This happened to me the other day
8:00 Daily Mass at the church near my house
"Good morning."
"Good morning, Father."
"Our opening hymn is number XYZ, "Morning has broken."
This was the opening "hymn"...for the holy sacrifice of the Mass....4 Masses in a row.
My reaction:
"Good morning."
"Good morning, Father."
"Our opening hymn is number XYZ, "Morning has broken."
This was the opening "hymn"...for the holy sacrifice of the Mass....4 Masses in a row.
My reaction:
I need a new parish.
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Sunday Best
In keeping with the expose-zay on Detroit's kitsch factory that this week has been, lets look at some of the stuff they had there that was actually super beautiful....ladies and gentlemen....i give you......
And yes, that's me in the reflections.
That's my mother beside me, p.s.
....no words...only SONG can express the feeling!
Friday, March 25, 2011
Our Lady of Gaga
I didn't find this, but it's too good NOT to put here.
Ok. Now. I loves me some Gaga. But...hmm...I just don't know how to feel about this...I mean should I be grossed out because it's an insult to God or should I be grossed out because it's an insult to Gaga...WHAT AM I TO DO?
Read lyrics here
found by the crescat
ugh...just...ugh...at what point does this "relevant" and "young" "pastor" decide "you know what would be a good idea" (and surprisingly, she's not an anglican! She's episcopalian. That's the end of the surprises.)
A couple of pallet cleansers:
For the Jesusy offended
For the Gaga Offended
Ok. Now. I loves me some Gaga. But...hmm...I just don't know how to feel about this...I mean should I be grossed out because it's an insult to God or should I be grossed out because it's an insult to Gaga...WHAT AM I TO DO?
Read lyrics here
found by the crescat
ugh...just...ugh...at what point does this "relevant" and "young" "pastor" decide "you know what would be a good idea" (and surprisingly, she's not an anglican! She's episcopalian. That's the end of the surprises.)
A couple of pallet cleansers:
For the Jesusy offended
For the Gaga Offended
Friday, July 30, 2010
Believe it or not
these AREN'T anglicans!
They're prespyterians!
AKA it was predestined by Calvin, er, i mean God, for this window into Liturgical Hell to be opened up.
*AND* at about 2.5 minutes a bunch of ministers show up. 1/4 is not impressed, 1/4 is far TOO impressed, and the other 2/4 are probably dressed as monkies or something
They're prespyterians!
AKA it was predestined by Calvin, er, i mean God, for this window into Liturgical Hell to be opened up.
*AND* at about 2.5 minutes a bunch of ministers show up. 1/4 is not impressed, 1/4 is far TOO impressed, and the other 2/4 are probably dressed as monkies or something
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Post the Host
"Street Mass"
Ok, for those of you who don't know "post the host" was a project (that I think failed royally, honestly, since I am getting a 404 everytime i try to go to it) some guy tried to do (he was a member of the "open episcopal church" which probably means "whatever I want" church) where he would mail....yes MAIL a consecrated host to who ever had ordered one, then they could go onto youtube and watch whatever Mass they liked best (kind of like burger king of kings).
I KNOW RIGHT
So anyway....here, in all its glory...is his "street mass" and i am warning you now if you have a Traditional bone in your body you WILL vomit.
Ok. Now you know that up in Heaven Jesus is literally turing to His Father and saying WHAT THE F*CK. Ok, maybe not literally. I certainly am. JC? Shizzle with the poor? mad respect? man on the f*cking donkey? THAT LORD'S PRAYER WAS WORSE THAN THE NEW ZELAND PRAYER BOOK'S.
Ok, for those of you who don't know "post the host" was a project (that I think failed royally, honestly, since I am getting a 404 everytime i try to go to it) some guy tried to do (he was a member of the "open episcopal church" which probably means "whatever I want" church) where he would mail....yes MAIL a consecrated host to who ever had ordered one, then they could go onto youtube and watch whatever Mass they liked best (kind of like burger king of kings).
I KNOW RIGHT
So anyway....here, in all its glory...is his "street mass" and i am warning you now if you have a Traditional bone in your body you WILL vomit.
Ok. Now you know that up in Heaven Jesus is literally turing to His Father and saying WHAT THE F*CK. Ok, maybe not literally. I certainly am. JC? Shizzle with the poor? mad respect? man on the f*cking donkey? THAT LORD'S PRAYER WAS WORSE THAN THE NEW ZELAND PRAYER BOOK'S.
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