This needs to be brought to your attention again

The most blasphemous blackest black mass that ever there was, enough that I'm surprised that God didn't actually send fire and brimstone from Heaven.  Now that I have a mini-secure following, y'all need to see the garbage among garbage of liturgical abuses.  And if you've already seen this, enjoy it again.  Keep a bucket near.

Yurg, Blurg, and Vomit

As positively nauseating as this video is, and as vomitrocious as most of the stuff that comes.... OK, like 90% of the stuff that comes out of the Anglican Diocese of Niagara, I must thank them, because without stuff like this I'd be out of stuff to post!




Do you know the story of St. Genesis? (or Genisious, I can't remember how to spell it off the top of my head) He was an actor in a Roman play mocking a Christian worship service, and during this mock play, he has a vision of God and demands at that moment to be Baptised and become a Christian, and some Christians do this for him and he's killed. (At least that's the story I've heard, if I'm wrong feel free to correct me. In fact please do!)

Why do I tell this story?
Because I'm about 95% certain that the "liturgy" going on in that video is the mocking play those Romans where putting on....ugh it's going to take 40 TLM's to get THAT off my eyeballs.

Anglicans Attempting to be Cool

WARNING.
The following videos present Anglicans trying to be cool. I apologize on behalf of the Anglican Church, and will say 8,000 Hail Mary's in reparation.





Y'all ain't got sh!t on

Saint Kitch's Liturgical Abuse Extravangaza--Day 6

Ok, I've debated with myself all week if I should put this up or not because you wouldn't BELIEVE the sh!t I've taken over this.
It's...THE U2CHARIST!
(I also would like to call this post "shooting myself in the foot" but I basically don't care.)
I won't single anyone out, but lets just say once anyone finds out I think the U2charist is blasphemous I have to sit through some tirade about people's spirituality or whatever. I get the whole secular-song-with-person-religious-meanings thing, I do that too...but the idea of making the experience of singing u2 in a church, flashing lights, a name mocking a true title, calling attention to the liturgy itself rather than who the liturgy is for...kind of....lets just...hmm...how can I put this?...

When the music, the experience, the idea, the fundraising becomes the object and focus of a liturgy, even accidently or on purpose like in the u2charist you risk being put into my cavilcade (am I using that word correctly? it sounds nice anyway cavilcade cavilcade cavilcade) of abuse of the liturgy.

I wonder if trendy muslims desperate for butts in the seats that have the Mecca-rayna.

OH, and P.S. there is a certain person who owes me a serious muffin basket after not doing the original commentary on a video of theirs I had planned.

Woe is me!

THE LUTHERANS GERMANS WON.


(I'm pretty sure that's the devil using Martin Luther as a Vuvuzela. Aslo, i'm pretty sure the devil INVENTED vuvuzelas.)

Oh, the heart within my little anglican frame is breaking.

Although: The Queen is coming to Canada tomorrow. I will be positivley buzzing with excitment.
And I swear upon the Sacred Heart there is not one lick of sarcasm in that. I freaking love Queen Elizabeth II.

Sunday Best

Ok, look, I'm going to be honest. I hope England wins today, here's why.
1) it will un-do WWII. In my mind at least.
2) MY TEAM WILL WIN.
3) I am a Church of England harlot with a Catholic living inside of me.

So, in a desperate bid for intercession, here is Our Lady of Walsingham.

Our Lady of Gaga

Our Lady of Gaga, patron saint of "WTF" has decided to hop on the St. Kitsch bandwagon and make her own prayer candle.

This is still probably more theologically sound than the u2charist.

Oooo! Maybe we can have a service to honour Our Lady of Gaga and call it "Holy Gammunion" or something else stupid. For the benefit of the poor, of course. She says the word "Jesus" in dance in the dark...so, just give the anglican church 10 minutes and there'll be one. Only knowing them they'll remove the word "Jesus" and replace it with "Sofia".

WTH

This is Katherine Jefferts Shcori, or as she would pronounce is "Katherine Jefferts schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooori" who, if I'm honest may be my least favourite bishop based on the fact she's une petit heretique, wearing a vestment than has BANG shlop right to the kitsch list. Without even a glimmer of "oh that's pretty" from anyone.

Let me tell you a secret

I'm an Anglican. And what's left of the black-hearted protestant within me (which is not very large) cringes when I see this

There's about 13 things in this picture that make my BCP weep.