Saint Sebastion

Usually there's some subtle homoeroticsm in depictions of the martyrdom of st. Sebastian.  The artist here did not think it necessary to be subtle.

p.s. beloved readers, i must confess that it is going to be kind of light here for a while, since I just got a job and have to go for training and stuff...sooooo yeah!  enjoy what's here, there'll be more but for a little while I'm going to be a bit busy as a cashier to bitch about kitsch. 

Music makes the difference

Being a person who makes movies on the side, I know what an enormous difference background music can make when coupled with an image.

Let us take, for example, this


found here

Look at that picture and listen to the following, it's quite an experience.



You're welcome.

Making A Revision to the Litany

Warrior Prince Academy from Introspect.tv on Vimeo.

From the world, the flesh, the crafts and assults of the devil, contempt of Thy Word, and from a shitty/terrifying VBS with homo-erotic imagery...
Good Lord deliver us

Princess Prep School from Introspect.tv on Vimeo.

p.s. if your son wants to go to the God's special princess VBS....do they stone him to death?

OH and another p.s. i get reeeeeeeeeally sick of that "YOU ARE A WARRIOR FOR JESUS" stuff. I know its in the bible but it just......in a country where having a gun is a protected right it makes me nervous, along with the whole "God made you a special princess!" which means buying them things that are pink and fluffy that say I AM A SPECIAL PRINCESS on it. I don't think asserting your self worth as being a snobby, pink princess really jives well with the idea of self-sacrifice in Christianity. and I'll just leave it at that.

Our Lady of Gaga

Our Lady of Gaga, patron saint of "WTF" has decided to hop on the St. Kitsch bandwagon and make her own prayer candle.

This is still probably more theologically sound than the u2charist.

Oooo! Maybe we can have a service to honour Our Lady of Gaga and call it "Holy Gammunion" or something else stupid. For the benefit of the poor, of course. She says the word "Jesus" in dance in the dark...so, just give the anglican church 10 minutes and there'll be one. Only knowing them they'll remove the word "Jesus" and replace it with "Sofia".

Someone Get Gene Robinson on the Phone!

I'm not sure what's happening in this picture but it is one of the following:

1)Jesus is at a Kathy Griffin show and she has just said "WHERE MY GAYS AT?!" and for some reason He's going "WOO!"

2)With a very flamboyent voice Jesus just yelled "LAY-DEES" and flung Himself at a camera

3)That underwear is just SO breezy He can't keep from leaping