2011

Here's to not over doing it in 2011!



Oops too late. New resolution.

Here's to embracing the beauty of the human voice in 2011!

(stay tuned to 1:11 for the biggest WTF of the year. i promise you, and its only like 5 hours into the new year)

Ok, you know what...you know what, that's fine. This year we will..hm....2011 will be the year of ancient Christian beauty through the icon!



You know what never mind.

*The Sound Throwing Up Makes*

Being that I am not the owner of Mary's Our Lady parts, I cannot say this for certain, but my guess is that if Jesus was all scarred and woundy with a big ol' crown of thorns He might have hurt just a tad coming out....

seriously this might be the creepiest thing i've ever seen.

There Aren't any Words

Let me walk you through it.

So this guy....uhm...well he really really loves Doug Giles.
He's so RELEVENT y'all! And so UP ON THE ISSUES CHRISTIANS, sorry, AMERICANS FIND IMPORTANT!
Also, he thinks a Courtney Love reference is even remotley amusing...or relevant for that matter? Really? A courtney love joke? Didn't she almost die recently?
He's also drawing a charactature of what appears to be an Anglican priest (i'm guessing anglican because if a person like this guy was going to draw a Catholic I'm sure he'd draw something rude with an altar boy, I mean doesn't classiness just OOZE out of him?)

HE IS SO HARD CORE! I FEEL LIKE I AM WATCHING UFC BUT WITH A YOUTH PASTOR!!!

...i'm going back to reading Story of a Soul. yep, I'm sure glad I'm not protestant...

He sells these comics to pay for his cognative behaviouralist

Today's post is a doozy, chillens.

Before I begin, let me once again say I'm about as pro-life as you can get.

But i am now about to unleash the greatest pro-choice argument that has ever been.

Umbert....the unborn.
Umbert the unborn is a..."comic" written by a clinically insane man named Gary Cangemi about a devloping baby named 'umbert' (which is an abortion of a name.) and his spunky pro-life statements from his mother's womb!

Ok, if the WTF ness of it hasn't blown your brain up, this will. This, dearest, is what Gary thinks is funny.

WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUDGE.
The fetus has smuggled a freaking PHONE into the womb.....at some f*cked up doctors office where the ultra sound is in colour...his mother is craving a "peanut butter and tuna sandwich" which is also, believe it or not, a sign of meth addiction. Careful, Umbert. Her cracked-up pimp boyfriend is disgusted by her eating of his stollen packet of peanut butter from dining and dashing at Denny's with a can of tuna from the Dollarama (which is actuall not as weird as, hmm, i don't know A TALKING FETUS.) And the punchline is "hey! I'm new at this!"
Ugh.


I really can't stand the whole fetus-with-the-intellegence-of-a-child thing. They don't. They're alive. Abortion is murder. But let's not pretened your fetus has any cute little quips while it still looks like a shrimp.

Happy Feast of the Visitation

And just to ruin a perfectly good feast day here's some church-bulliten-y art.
Featuring the Jesusfetus and the Saint John the Fetusist.




This sums up my feelings

Right after Reading

You will be on suicide watch.
Seriously, I'm hiding the razors as we speak.




I'm surprised protestants aren't screaming about THIS IS ALL LAW AND NO GOSPEEEELLLLLL.

Any way, I now understand why all the Jews made Moses go listen to these on his own.

Also: Greatest line in music history: "Seven feels like Heaven, but only with your husband or wife" here's a tip: if you don't want your children to have sex before their wedding, don't spend all your time talking about how awesome it is. Have you noticed that? A loooot of those chastity programs are like MAN IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! IT FEELS SOOO GOOD SEX IS AWESOME!! But not now. If you have it now you'll burn in eternal torment but IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. Or, Basically, here's the most delicious cake you've ever seen but if you eat it now you'll go to hell!

Sometimes, you feel better after you throw up

Ok, let me walk you through it.
This is a piece of "art" which...uhm...it....ok, I've got nothing.
JUST LOOK AT IT.
LOOK.
AT.
IT.
So much is wrong here, I can't even begin. All they need to add, I think, is the Assumption of the Blessed Glenn Beck in the background and it'll be done. Oh, and the devil making out with Obama.

See the details
here.

And the award for scariest thing I've seen yet today goes to...

First a disclaimer.
I'm about as pro-life as you can get. I think abortion is a symptom if a sick, sick society, I think that it is truly a horror when a child must die for our own lives to be free etc. etc. you know all that pro-life stuff.
Anyway, as a pro-lifer I also know that some of the ugliest stuff the RCC has ever created is pro-life in nature.

And thus, my dear children, I bring you:

THE EMBYRO ROSARY

or, to be more specific the Rosary of the Unborn but to me that sounds like some freaky Zombie movie.

BEHOLD:

Yes, dear friends, that would be a little itty bitty fetus in each one of those beads.

Now I know WHY all those pro-aborts wants us to keep our rosaries off their ovaries. If this is the result...ugh....

IMA BUY ONE