Sunday Best

On Sundays we take a break from eye vomit and instead dunk them in a bucket of pretty.
This week we're looking at Church windows...before we decided that melted-candy-looking-messes were better than telling a story

Would that I had these...

Glorious!!

Our Lady of Guadaloupe PANTS! (because we're running out of things to stick her on. Next: Mormon's underpants.)

I Was Informed

That maybe having a tramp stamp as the HEY THERE greeting on this blog wasn't a good idea. Take a look at the BVM to wash out your eyes.

My First Potentially NSFW Post!

This one's for you, Mark Driscoll!

I've covered up the offensive parts.

P.S. I'm ashamed i used to like Mark Driscoll. You know...until I heard one of his sermons on why I'm going to hell because, IM SORRY i happen to enjoy musicals.


Anyway, here is an excellent argument for Sola Scriptura.
Also: I have drawn a little arrow at a grammatical error. Sucks when you have a Jesusy tramp stamp with a scribal error on it.

In response, I plan to get some Saint Therese quotes tattooed on my scrotum.

It's funny, because it's true!

HEAVEN

Fell out of Heaven this did.

The Glorious Sacred Heart of Jesus

I doubt I could find anything kitschier than The Sacred Heart in pictures nine times out of ten. What is it with people that draw the Sacred Heart and being super untalented?

Everyone under the sun has this version in their kitchen. I even have it hanging over my computer.

I really do not have the words to mock this picture. I think it does just fine on its own.

Hooold me clooser sexxyy Jeeessuuuusss... Listen, I get the "Spouse of Christ" imagery that nuns get....MAYBE even consecrated virgins calling Him "Husband" in that sense. But you KNOW somewhere some 8 year old got this on a holy card for their first dang communion and was like "Jesus is so hawt. Jesus is my boyfriend". Ugh, I guess it's good for ecuminical dialouge with those damned evangelicals (and I use "damned" in every sense of the word.)

Another thing I love, Icons. But this Jesus looks like He might have adult onset diabetes. A DOUBLE CHIN? REALLY?

Ok, two things. 1) THAT'S THE IMMACULATE F*CKING HEART. 2) This Jesus looks super Jewish. What with His arms all "it costs HOW MUCH?"

Angels...

I'm feeling there's another theme week coming up in a few days....

I'm sorry, it appears as though they've begun putting LSD in Communion wine...

sup chillen!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys.

Happy Tropical Jesus is f*cking tricking the f*ck out....at least that is what I imagine is being shouted here. I'd like to think this isn't Jesus...but i found it searching for pictures OF Jesus...

I am so. So. So beyond sorry.

Enough of These Things

I have seen so many things that try to show how we are the body of Christ! by having Jesus made up of a bunch of people. However.

This, I think, is the Boogie Woogie man from the nightmare before christmas before they put the cloth over all those bugs.....

Someone Get Gene Robinson on the Phone!

I'm not sure what's happening in this picture but it is one of the following:

1)Jesus is at a Kathy Griffin show and she has just said "WHERE MY GAYS AT?!" and for some reason He's going "WOO!"

2)With a very flamboyent voice Jesus just yelled "LAY-DEES" and flung Himself at a camera

3)That underwear is just SO breezy He can't keep from leaping

Happy Easter!

Alleluia! He is Risen Indeed!!

Classy Week

This is the last post of classy week.
Hope everyone has a very happy Easter! I will be back with something awful, i promise!

Taking a Break from Classy Week

Because....ugh...



When you don't have the Blessed Sacrament you have to pull all kinds of crazy sh!t out of your butt.

Classy Week-Day 6

Classy Week-Day 6

O all ye who passe by, behold and see;
Man stole the fruit, but I must climbe the tree;
The tree of life to all, but me:
Was ever grief like mine?

Class AND Kitsch!

It's a miracle! Saints be praised!



Classy because it is a way of meditating on the sufferings of Our Lord who loves us enough to feel them and...

Kitsch because Catholics looooove to make the Passion worse than what it already is. Case in point:

Classy Week-Day 5

This is my body which is given for you

Classy Week-Day 4

Spy Wednsday.

Today is the day judas sold Our Lord. The Passion begins...

Classy Week-Day 3