There's been a terrible accident

Someone allowed a mental patient out that should have remained in solitary confinement...

Patron Saint of Reality TV

Look me in the eye and tell me Bl. JPII isn't saying "guuurl, I'ma POP OFF in a SECOND and you gon' loose that fake ass weave".  

Just as he was in life.....

There is probably a very interesting story about this

Too bad I'm too afraid to hear it.

I can unite people

If you're a traditionalist, these sisters and going to throw bowling balls at the people responsible for the HHS Mandate.

And if you're a modernist, they're going to chuck them at the investigators of the LCWR 

Say what you want, but the middle one is clearly evil.

This Didn't Take Long

Why get the book...

Why read this book?

When you could just watch the movie?

I'll still probably buy it

As far as toys go...

this one is BAAAAAAA-AAAAD.

I'm sorry for that last pun.  I'm sorry.  I'm sorry.  Please don't arrest me.

Buy it here.

It's just unnecessary.

Just.

Why?

A new liturgical development

Our Liturgical Celebrations ought to embrace everyone.  We should make room in our house for ALL peoples.
And this includes weirdos.
Appropriate music includes U2's "Streets Have No Name" or perhaps "Morning Has Broken" or even "Lord of the Dance".



I wish.

St. Geppeddo

Can we please just...revoke some people's license to make art?

Somewhere, some place, in the middle of....let's face it, America, someone thought "you know what I should paint."  

No one stopped them.

Just think about it.

I do believe that in Heaven we will be able to participate in our favourite hobbies.

However this means that I may someday encounter the following

"powder's fresh, and if its not, I'll make it so."

My Big News Is...

I am being received into the Roman Catholic Church on Thursday!


I'll be on retreat with some nuns in the city for a couple days, and then on Thursday I'll be received into the Catholic Church, and I couldn't be happier.

For about 5 years, I've been considering making the leap from High Anglicanism to Catholicism, and after 5 years of prayer and discernment, I feel that is where God is asking me to be.

If you pray, your prayers are appreciated.







And, on a side note.  Look at this thing.

Big News!

Big news is on its way this week...its good news, too.

So for the time being...
DRUM ROLL LADIES...

Happy Easter Sinners!

Here's hoping the tooth bunny left all kinds of chocolate and crucifixes in your stockings and plenty of eggs under the palm sunday tree.

I've been drinking.

Another Reader Submitted Entry

From Germany

This is a bad idea.  Coming up next, a Chalice for the Eucharist in the shape of a beer bottle for people in AA.  

Another Reader Submitted Entry

I really doubt I can add anything.  So I'm just going to leave this here.

I literally had to slap myself so I knew I wasn't dreaming.

Where can I buy this and why haven't I done so already?

From Outsider Friar

On why I never post here

So, I was thinking last night that I haven't posted on here in about seven thousand years.  Let me explain why

1) I am in my last year of college, which means usually around this time it is essay festival...but THIS year means essay festival extraordinaire so I really haven't got time to wash my hair let alone blog about Catholic trash

2) I have a job.  Which eats up the time I normally have outside of writing essays.  I could start a blog just about the crazy people I deal with as a cashier, but I don't have time.

3) I adopted a puppy.  Which is probably the most energy consuming thing I've ever done

4) A bunch of other stuff that's not important to share in the internet.

SO my dear babies, probably this blog will return to at least weekly posting after easter.  Let's pretend we gave it up for Lent.

In the mean time...

Also

Black Jesus Figurine.  You're welcome.

Ashes to Ashes

And if you feel like doing some Lenten penance, feel free to read this "alternative liturgy" (my keyboard almost burst into flame typing that) that might make you puke on the uncooked rice you were kneeling on.

http://thegreatstory.org/stardust-lent.html  (I'm sorry already.)

I know it's St. Cyprin's day and all...but....

With the amount of glitter, red and pink ut there today, how can I not wish y'all a happy valentine's day.

Here he is.  Maybe.  We're not sure.  A couple Churches out there think they've got him.