WHO WORE IT BETTER?

Judy Garland or Papa Benny XVI?

Patron Saint of Reality TV

Look me in the eye and tell me Bl. JPII isn't saying "guuurl, I'ma POP OFF in a SECOND and you gon' loose that fake ass weave".  

Just as he was in life.....

Another Reader Submitted Entry

I really doubt I can add anything.  So I'm just going to leave this here.

I literally had to slap myself so I knew I wasn't dreaming.

Where can I buy this and why haven't I done so already?

From Outsider Friar

presented without comment

WE RIDE AT DAWN!

The pope and Swiss guards army play set

If I was going to have children.  The poor things would never be allowed to play with normal toys.

Another Reader Submitted Entry

It's another one!  This one's from a fellow Canadian Catholic Jaye who sent me the following:

It's the Pope Pious Clock which may be the funniest/cleverest thing I've ever seen.

Another reader submitted entry!

This one's from  Braut des Lammes who has a really neat blog, but it's in German so set your googles to translate.  It's... 

...it's adorable.  I can't say anything mean about the pope bear.  Look at it.  

She says "It's from the limited editon of a 

German manfucturer for the Holy Father's visit in Germany in September."

No, m'am, what this is is a gift from little baby Jesus with a big pink bow on top, ok, it's cute, it's papal and seems to desperately need a hug from yours truly.

Thank's Renata!

Why, Papa, Why?!

You're better than this!!

Strong Black Woman

Singing a terrible, terrible song about Bl. JPII.


....*sigh*....when will death come?

Another one of those gold stars if you can sit through all 4:11.

This is one of the strangest things

This is one of the strangest things I've ever witnessed, ever.
Honestly it's like watching a joke.  "So, the pope and some cardinals walk into a gondola..."

Also: I would really like to know what they're talking about.  This whole scene plays out like a scene from The Real Housewives.

Bless him

He's just too cute sometimes...

What am I looking at?

What is this? I don't even...

Is this what nuns where under their habits?

I promise I will never make you think of a nun's undergarments ever again.

BUT GRANDPA---

From here

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI told Catholic bloggers and Facebook and YouTube users Monday to be respectful of others when spreading the Gospel online and not to see their ultimate goal as getting as many online hits as possible.

Well that's all well and good, your fluffiness, but I doubt you've ever experienced the unique joy of sarcastic blogging for a semi-almost-not-very-popularish blog like mine.

For example:


The infant of Prague appears to need His Diaper changed, or a Nap. Or SOMETHING just for GOD'S SAKE don't see me next to Him on a plane. I didn't pay 219 dollars for this plane ticket for your Kid to scream in my ear the whole way, I'd just like to watch Ms. Congeniality on this itty bitty screen and eat these 5 peanuts.

Happy New Year!

Here at St. Kitsch we always do things a little differently.

Here is old man 2010. With his...er...life friend old man winter. I believe the term is "silver daddy". If 30 Rock is correct.


And welcome baby 2011!

I KNEW IT!!

All this time Papa Benny's had us under the impression he's a tridentine guy...

but the beautiful bastard has gone on and made a proclamation of SOLIDARITY WITH THIS BLOG IN OPTING TO CHOOSE THE WORST POSSIBLE SONG to be his theme song for his visit to Britian. I can only guess it's either chosen ironically, or (like me) finding the beauty in the worst things possible (I'm looking at you nancy grace.)




yes this monstrosity is actually a song the pope has heard and decided to make his theme song. maybe the poor dear has lost his hearing....he does wear an awful lot of hats.

Big Day For All Catholics Tomorrow!

I'm pretty excited for tomorrow, because The Year of Priests will be over and we'll get a new theme!


Now, I like priests, but I get sick of themes after day three hundred and sixty four. Anyhow...



I'll let you know what Poppa Benny decided tomorrow



Also:


THE WORLD CUP! And let's be honest, Italians, Portuguese, Spanish, Irish...they love 2 things: The Vatican and Pummeling Each other in Soccer
Or football for our international audience that doesn't exist.
You know what this means....

Jesus....why are you kicking it AWAY from the children?! What kind of a move is that?! And there is waaaay too much boy-thigh for this picture to make anyone comfortable no matter wth decade it is.

Several things. A) The top says "Inside, Offside, I'm always on YOUR side" WHAT THE HECK? Now the former fundie in my wants to say NO GOD'S NOT GOD IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE BECAUSE YOU COMMIT SINS AND GOD IS YOUR ENEMY AND NO ONE LOVES GOD! But now I just want to say "wtf?!"
B) Our Lord plays Soccer with a giant golf ball.
C) He also recently died His hair blonde, and looks almost like He's growing a play-off beard.

I kid you not, this picture was accompanied on a website discussing the verse about "Jesus Grew in Wisdom and in Stature". Apparenlty not enough wisdom to know not to use your NOSE to head a ball.

Ever since Our Lady of Fatima came around, it's been portugal, portugal, portugal in The Afterlife Cup. Personally, I think it's unfair that Jesus is allowed to use his anti-gravity shoes while competeing, but since the devil is probably cheating somehow, I'll allow it.

Not as obnoxious as the last soccer-rosary I posted but equally ugly and semi-blasphemous.

If there's one thing...

That I think when I see Pope JPII it's "God almighty I wanna lick that guy's face."
Isn't he just oozing sexuality?

I love the Pope

Kitsch in a Weird Way

This is the picture that I have seen about four million times on protestant websites about CATHOLIC IDOLATRY in between passages about worshipping the bible.

Anyhow, I figure since it is such a IDOLATROUS IMAGE it deserves a place here.

Thanks protestants!