Somewhere in the world

Somewhere in the world, a woman named Kim suggested this be on her tombstone.  And no one stopped her.  

I can't even begin to say anything about this.  It's just.  I can't.

Christ the King!

Behold Jesus! King of the circus!  Able to balance 3 crowns on His head and walk across a tightrope! 

And for His next trick He will balance 6 spinning chalices on 4 foot poles!

I'm a sucker for Nun humour.

Those with suicidal tendencies should maybe not watch

Uh...amber alert amber alter.  I really doubt those children are there because they want to be.  Seriously this has child molestation written all over it.
Oh, and you'll refer to your time before hearing this song as "the good ol' days" because it's never leaving your head. You're welcome.

Crazy people, ignore this

If I have any crazy people in my readership, prepare to no longer like me

Now listen.  I've been avoiding "The Third Eagle" for a while since I think he's insane in a not-cute way like you sometimes can find with Catholics on the internet.

However.

He's reached my shores now with all his rosary and scapular talk.

I wear a scapular.

I pray the rosary daily.

I still think this entire 12 minute video is a 40 foot well of crazy topped off with insanity with a cherry on top.


Even Our Lady of Mount Carmel is rolling her eyes at the moment.

Post is Unrelated

As some of you may, or may not, know this past June I had to have my poor little pug Percy put down, and just last week my best friend, my lab, Buddy had to be put down too. Anyway, long miserable story short and happy: I've picked my next dog.

Meet my pug puppy, coming home December 10

His name is Joseph, or Joey for short, after St. Joseph my patron (other than St. Therese.  Which I thought was an inappropriate name for a male dog.)

Another reader submitted entry!

I think this is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen, and I watch reality TV on a regular basis.

This comes from an anonymous Benedictine Monk, who I'm sure might end up in a little bit of trouble using the internet for judging when he should probably be somewhere praying or...I don't know...monking or something.

Anyway

According to him, this is a shop in Fatima (oh, boy I can see where this is going) where he states " the plan is you get cured of an ailment and leave a wax model of the cured part, yes that is what you think it is! There is obviously no curing male ailments unless they are under the counter!"

Ok, besides being a little witch crafty, and a little creepy, and a little on the rocky-horror side with the wax breast on display...and...wait what was I talking about?  Sorry, I got distracted by the dismembered wax body on display.

Thanks Brother *Secret Name*!

Reader Submitted Melodrama!

This comes to us from MiDi, all the way from Austria!

It's what appears to be a group of singing priests doing a dramatic re-enactment of a high school boy's first attempt at writing romantic literature.



I doubt I can add anything to what she said:

Hi!
I wondered whether you would like to post this video – it is a serious meant one, I assure you, made by three Austrian and German priests, trying o do their best to make Catholicism or Faith popular … it’s part of a CD, which is… well, the same style, called “Spiritus Dei” …
I can’t help laughing – and being sad at the same time, as the video (AND the music) is KITSCH and ridiculous, at the same time, because of all the clichés in it – and doesn’t help to “improve” my faith in any way …


All this needed was a southern woman to come down with the vapors and be caught be someone on a white horse to be complete.

I know this opinion is not popular

But depictions of guardian angels are are freaking terrifying.

Essays are complete! Let's judge!

Well, today I hand in my I-beg-your-pardon-why-do-you-hate-me-professors essays and therefore am now able to judge other people's devotion.

And believe it or not, this is not a set from the upcoming remake of Stephen King's "Carrie" it's someone's home altar.  At least that's what it appears to be based on my google search criteria.

At first I thought "oooh that's beautiful!" Then I started looking.  

KITSCH CHECK LIST:

>Statues wearing rosaries as necklaces (check)

>Terrifying depiction of Our Lord's suffering (check)

>Dead flowers. (Check)

>Our Lady wearing a crown three times the size of her head (check)

>Floating baby heads with wings (check)

>Baby Jesus. (check)

And for extra credit, there's a teddy bear, sitting on Jesus' shoulder.

I'm sorry, this crossed the border lands of art and kitsch, and now it dwells in my valley.

I am not dead!

I am just in school!  No time to blog!  I'll be back to normal once I don't have essays coming out of holes I didn't even know I had!

"Ok you know what, Jesus, you can take a break while I'm reading "History of the Development of Biblical Interpretation in the 19th Century" it's not interesting enough to sustain me, let alone you."

I Think I Know why Our Lady is Crying

                             

Wall of Happiness

These are a ffeewww of my faaavourite thiiiiings !!

"What are you hanging up over there?"

"Oh nothing, just a painting  on black velvet of the Virgin Mary with a kitten in a blanket."

"Oh."

I Beg Your Pardon?

Never before has so little been said so loudly.

Wait.

Is that...
no...could it be?

IS SHE THE LITURGICAL DANCER IN THIS ABOMINATION?

I can only hope there is a person out there with that much crazy in them....

Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts

I need to bring your attention to the fact that a fiber optic crucifix that plays "Silent Night" exists.  That is all.

We Have to go Deeper

I suggest clicking and looking at the full version of this picture.  Because, and I'm not joking, every time you think you found the kitschy, most horrible, hideous part of the statue...and even the background...you discover another thing just a bit worse, it's infinite.  Infinite. 

This has nothing to do with Catholicism

But is something I'm working on.  And that's yours truly in the wig.

What is this? I can't even...

In what world was making these necessary?

 

Embroidered holy cards.  Let me say that again.  Embroidered.  Holy.  Cards.
IT HAPPENED PEOPLE.  IT. HAPPENED.

I can't decide

At first I thought "that's beautiful!" then I kept looking and thought "That's hideous beyond words."

Either way, a happy feast day to my beloved patron, Saint Therese!

I've posted this before, but it's a movie I made based on one of the plays of Saint Therese, feel like it's appropriate for today.

Now go out there and buy some roses if she didn't give you any!